buon compleanno, cara mia ♡️
coffee is something that's always bonded us, from that first morning ever on set where we complained to craft services that they needed to invest more into their coffee budget or we were out. this is a coffee tour of the world, with gourmet beans from all the top coffee brewing countries, so i can brew you a little bit of another country every morning without having to leave our house. i also thought you'd enjoy a nice new mug to drink it from -- a little penguin claiming 'you're my favorite gift'. because you are, winona.
your love for tom waits is an undying love, and that's something i knew without hesitation when i went into this relationship. so i respect that he came before me and that he's very important to you! these are limited edition remastered pressings of his first seven albums, on clear vinyl. i wanted to get his entire discography for you, but i guess the world just wasn't ready for that all at once. maybe i can finish up the collection for christmas!
okay, so this one might be more of a present for me in the end, but i'm hoping that by wearing it, it makes you feel so fucking sexy. you know how into garters i am, and the heart cutout on your ass is just begging for me to spank you when you wear it. maybe this is what you can wear next video we make so i can show you just how incredible your ass really is. the other thing is a sex toy for couples, you slip it inside of yourself and it presses right against your clit on one side and your g-spot on the other. you can wear it during sex, and it basically makes your pussy into a vibrator, which stimulates me as well. (that is, if i can fit inside when you've got it on...)
so i asked jess, "is it weird getting winona rings for her birthday if it's not an engagement ring?" and jess was like, "david, you are such an idiot. it's only weird if you make it weird, dumbass." but i don't know the rules of these type of things! i just know how much you love wearing your rings, and so i wanted to add to your collection. one of these rings is a crown, and i think you know exactly what that symbolizes, my dear. but the other one is something i'd never seen before until i went jewelry shopping, and it touched my heart so much. it's a ring with your birthstone, my birthstone, and gertie's birthstone. it's a ring to celebrate our family, the way we're going to be a family forever, and the love between the three of us.
it's been quite some time since we've gone on a romantic getaway just the two of us, but with the season coming to an end, i think we're highly overdue. this is jade mountain, on the island of st. lucia in the carribean. it's an incredibly private island with a volcano, and every room is like this -- where there's not four walls, just an infinity pool that overlooks the ocean. we're leaving as soon as we finish shooting, and we're going to have a full glorious week of uninterrupted ocean views, incredible sex, and romantic dinners every night. i wanted to give you something special, just the two of us, before we take our entire families away on vacation, you know? someplace where it can be just us and we don't have to wear a stitch of clothing for the entire week.